Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Marriage is like twirling a baton, \ | turning handsprings, or eating with | | chopsticks. It looks easy until you try | \ it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;