Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What is comedy? Comedy is the art of \ | making people laugh without making them | | puke. | | | \ -- Steve Martin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;