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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ So from the depths of its enchantment,  \
| Terra was able to calculate a course of |
| action. Here at last was an opportunity |
| to consort with Dirbanu on a friendly   |
| basis -- great Durbanu which, since it  |
| had force fields which Earth could not  |
| duplicate, must of necessity have many  |
| other things Earth could use; mighty    |
| Durbanu before whom we would kneel in   |
| supplication (with purely- for-defense  |
| bombs hidden in our pockets) with       |
| lowered heads (making invisible the     |
| knife in our teeth) and ask for crumbs  |
| from their table (in order to           |
| extrapolate the location of their       |
| kitchens).                              |
|                                         |
| -- Theodore Sturgeon, "The World Well   |
\ Lost"                                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;