Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Hi! I'm a .signature virus! Copy me \ | into your ~/.signature to help me | \ sprea= d! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;