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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ So as your consumer electronics         \
| adviser, I am advising you to donate    |
| your current VCR to a grate resident,   |
| who will laugh sardonically and hurl it |
| into a dumpster. Then I want you to go  |
| out and purchase a vast array of        |
| 8-millimeter video equipment.           |
|                                         |
| ... OK! Got everything? Well, *too bad, |
| sucker*, because while you were gone    |
| the electronics industry came up with   |
| an even newer format that makes your    |
| 8-millimeter VCR look as                |
| technologically advanced as toenail     |
| dirt. This format is called "3.5        |
| hectare" and it will not be made        |
| available until it is outmoded,         |
| sometime early next week, by a format   |
| called "Elroy", so *order yours now*.   |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "No Surrender in the     |
\ Electronics Revolution"                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;