Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________ / "A penny for your thoughts?" \ | | | "A dollar for your death." | | | \ -- The Odd Couple / ------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;