Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I can't understand it. I can't even \ | understand the people who can | | understand it. | | | \ -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;