Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Burbulation: \ | | | The obsessive act of opening and | | closing a refrigerator door in | | | | an attempt to catch it before the | | automatic light comes on. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;