Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The weather is here, I wish you were \ | beautiful. My thoughts aren't too | | clear, but don't run away. My | | girlfriend's a bore; my job is too | | dutiful. Hell nobody's perfect, would | | you like to play? I feel together | | today! | | | \ -- Jimmy Buffet, "Coconut Telegraph" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;