Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sin lies only in hurting other people \ | unnecessarily. All other "sins" are | | invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is | | not sinful -- just stupid). | | | \ -- Lazarus Long / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;