Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!! \ | | | Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must | | file, in triplicate, the | | | | U.S. government Environmental Impact | | Narrative Statement (EINS), | | | | describing in detail the type of | | combustion proposed, impact on | | | | the environment, and anticipated | | opposition. Statements must be | | | \ filed 30 days in advance. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;