Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is a profoundly erroneous truism, \ | repeated by all copy-books and by | | eminent people when they are making | | speeches, that we should cultivate the | | habit of thinking about what we are | | doing. The precise opposite is the | | case. Civilization advances by | | extending the numbers of important | | operations which we can perform without | | thinking about them. Operations of | | thought are like cavalry charges in | | battle -- they are strictly limited in | | number, they require fresh horses, and | | must only be made at decisive moments. | | | \ -- Alfred North Whitehead / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;