Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / All language designers are arrogant. \ | Goes with the territory... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1991Jul13.010945.19157@netlabs.com / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;