Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... The things love can drive a man to \ | -- the ecstasies, the the miseries, the | | broken rules, the desperate chances, | | the glorious failures and the glorious | | victories. | | | | -- McCoy, "Requiem for Methuselah", | \ stardate 5843.7 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;