Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw \ | anyone hit with his face. | | | \ -- Yogi Berra / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;