Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of \ | The Average American: | | | | The worst actress in the company is | \ always the manager's wife. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;