Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can get much further with a kind \ | word and a gun than you can with a kind | | word alone. | | | | -- Al Capone | | | \ [Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;