Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It's not hard to admit errors that are \ | [only] cosmetically wrong. | | | \ -- J. K. Galbraith / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;