Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / George Washington was first in war, \ | first in peace -- and the first to have | | his birthday juggled to make a long | | weekend. | | | \ -- Ashley Cooper / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;