Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE \ | A ROTTEN DAY: | | | | #1040 Your income tax refund cheque | \ bounces. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;