Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The computer should be doing the hard \ | work. That's what it's paid to do, | | after all. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709012312.QAA08121@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;