Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Churchill's Commentary on Man: \ | | | Man will occasionally stumble over the | | truth, | | | | but most of the time he will pick | \ himself up and continue on. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;