Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no such thing as an ugly woman \ | -- there are only the ones who do not | | know how to make themselves attractive. | | | \ -- Christian Dior / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;