Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Someone's been mean to you! Tell me \ | who it is, so I can punch him | | tastefully." | | | \ -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;