Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / An idea is an eye given by God for the \ | seeing of God. Some of these eyes we | | cannot bear to look out of, we blind | | them as quickly as possible. | | | \ -- Russell Hoban, "Pilgermann" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;