Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / We are MicroSoft. You will be \ | assimilated. Resistance is futile. | | | \ -- Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;