Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / He who despairs over an event is a \ | coward, but he who holds hopes for the | | human condition is a fool. | | | \ -- Albert Camus / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;