Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I was attacked by dselect as a small \ | child and have since avoided debian. | | | \ -- Andrew Morton / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;