Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A master was explaining the nature of \ | Tao to one of his novices. "The Tao is | | embodied in all software -- regardless | | of how insignificant," said the master. | | | | "Is Tao in a hand-held calculator?" | | asked the novice. | | | | "It is," came the reply. | | | | "Is the Tao in a video game?" continued | | the novice. | | | | "It is even in a video game," said the | | master. | | | | "And is the Tao in the DOS for a | | personal computer?" | | | | The master coughed and shifted his | | position slightly. "The lesson is over | | for today," he said. | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;