Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Most rock journalism is people who \ | can't write interviewing people who | | can't talk for people who can't read. | | | \ -- Frank Zappa / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;