Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fog Lamps, n.: \ | | | Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright | | lamps mounted on the fronts | | | | of automobiles; used on dry, clear | | nights to indicate that the | | | | driver's brain is in a fog. See also | \ "Idiot Lights". / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;