Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / How can you prove whether at this \ | moment we are sleeping, and all our | | thoughts are a dream; or whether we are | | awake, and talking to one another in | | the waking state? | | | \ -- Plato / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;