Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Faith may be defined briefly as an \ | illogical belief in the occurrence of | | the improbable. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;