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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Whenever Richard Cory went downtown,    \
|                                         |
| We people on the pavement looked at     |
| him: He was a gentleman from sole to    |
| crown,                                  |
|                                         |
| Clean-favored, and imperially slim. And |
| he was always quietly arrayed,          |
|                                         |
| And he was always human when he talked; |
| But still he fluttered pulses when he   |
| said,                                   |
|                                         |
| "Good morning," and he glittered when   |
| he walked. And he was rich -- yes,      |
| richer than a king --                   |
|                                         |
| And admirably schooled in every grace:  |
| In fine, we thought that he was         |
| everything                              |
|                                         |
| To make us wish that we were in his     |
| place. So on we worked, and waited for  |
| the light,                              |
|                                         |
| And went without the meat, and cursed   |
| the bread; And Richard Cory, one calm   |
| summer night,                           |
|                                         |
| Went home and put a bullet through his  |
| head.                                   |
|                                         |
\ -- E. A. Robinson, "Richard Cory"       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;