Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whenever Richard Cory went downtown, \ | | | We people on the pavement looked at | | him: He was a gentleman from sole to | | crown, | | | | Clean-favored, and imperially slim. And | | he was always quietly arrayed, | | | | And he was always human when he talked; | | But still he fluttered pulses when he | | said, | | | | "Good morning," and he glittered when | | he walked. And he was rich -- yes, | | richer than a king -- | | | | And admirably schooled in every grace: | | In fine, we thought that he was | | everything | | | | To make us wish that we were in his | | place. So on we worked, and waited for | | the light, | | | | And went without the meat, and cursed | | the bread; And Richard Cory, one calm | | summer night, | | | | Went home and put a bullet through his | | head. | | | \ -- E. A. Robinson, "Richard Cory" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;