Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / To Perl, or not to Perl, that is the \ | kvetching. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199801200310.TAA11670@wall.org> / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;