Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have had my television aerials \ | removed. It's the moral equivalent of a | | prostate operation. | | | \ -- Malcolm Muggeridge / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;