Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you hype something and it succeeds, \ | you're a genius -- it wasn't a hype. If | | you hype it and it fails, then it was | | just a hype. | | | \ -- Neil Bogart / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;