Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The connection between the language in \ | which we think/program and the problems | | and solutions we can imagine is very | | close. For this reason restricting | | language features with the intent of | | eliminating programmer errors is at | | best dangerous. | | | | -- Bjarne Stroustrup in "The C++ | \ Programming Language" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;