Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My first baseman is George "Catfish" \ | Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh | | Pirates team, which lost 112 games. | | After a terrible series against the New | | York Giants, in which our center | | fielder made three throwing errors and | | let two balls get through his legs, | | manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can | | somebody think of something to help us | | win a game?" | | | | "I'd like to make a suggestion," | | Metkovich said. "On any ball hit to | | center field, let's just let it roll to | | see if it might go foul." | | | | -- Joe Garagiola, "It's Anybody's Ball | \ Game" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;