Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The first sign of corruption in a \ | society that is still alive is that the | | end justifies the means. | | | | -- Georges Bernanos (1888-1948), | | | | "Why Freedom?" The last essays of | \ George Bernanos" (1955) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;