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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ 'Twas the night before crisis, and all  \
| through the house,                      |
|                                         |
| Not a program was working not even a    |
| browse. The programmers were wrung out  |
| too mindless to care,                   |
|                                         |
| Knowing chances of cutover hadn't a     |
| prayer. The users were nestled all snug |
| in their beds,                          |
|                                         |
| While visions of inquiries danced in    |
| their heads. When out in the lobby      |
| there arose such a clatter,             |
|                                         |
| I sprang from my tube to see what was   |
| the matter. And what to my wondering    |
| eyes should appear,                     |
|                                         |
| But a Super Programmer, oblivious to    |
| fear. More rapid than eagles, his       |
| programs they came,                     |
|                                         |
| And he whistled and shouted and called  |
| them by name; On Update! On Add! On     |
| Inquiry! On Delete!                     |
|                                         |
| On Batch Jobs! On Closing! On Functions |
| Complete! His eyes were glazed over,    |
| his fingers were lean,                  |
|                                         |
| From Weekends and nights in front of a  |
| screen. A wink of his eye, and a twist  |
| of his head,                            |
|                                         |
| Soon gave me to know I had nothing to   |
| dread...                                |
|                                         |
\ -- "Twas the Night before Crisis"       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;