Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you know the answer to a question, \ | don't ask. | | | \ -- Petersen Nesbit / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;