Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Any circuit design must contain at \ | least one part which is obsolete, two | | parts which are unobtainable, and three | | parts which are still under | \ development. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;