Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / >>> FreeOS is an english-centric name \ | | | Have you all been stuck in email, or | | have any of you tried *pronouncing* | | that? free-oh-ess? free-ows? fritos? | | :-) | | | \ -- Mark Eichin / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;