Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Hard Copies and Chmod \ | | | And everyone thinks computers are | | impersonal cold diskdrives hardware | | monitors user-hostile software | | | | of course they're only bits and bytes | | and characters and strings and files | | | | just some old textfiles from my old | | boyfriend telling me he loves me and | | he'll take care of me | | | | simply a discarded printout of a | | friend's directory deep intimate | | secrets and how he doesn't trust me | | | | couldn't hurt me more if they were | | scented in lavender or mould on | | personal stationery | | | \ -- terri@csd4.milw.wisc.edu / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;