Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is ridiculous to call this an \ | industry. This is not. This is rat eat | | rat, dog eat dog. I'll kill 'em, and | | I'm going to kill 'em before they kill | | me. You're talking about the American | | way of survival of the fittest. | | | \ -- Ray Kroc, founder of McDonald's / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;