Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / flowchart, n. & v.: \ | | | [From flow "to ripple down in rich | | profusion, as hair" + chart "a cryptic | | hidden-treasure map designed to mislead | | the uninitiated."] 1. n. The solution, | | if any, to a class of Mascheroni | | construction problems in which given | | algorithms require geometrical | | representation using only the 35 basic | | ideograms of the ANSI template. 2. n. | | Neronic doodling while the system | | burns. 3. n. A low-cost substitute for | | wallpaper. 4. n. The innumerate | | misleading the illiterate. "A thousand | | pictures is worth ten lines of code." | | -- The Programmer's Little Red Vade | | Mecum, Mao Tse T'umps. 5. v.intrans. To | | produce flowcharts with no particular | | object in mind. 6. v.trans. To | | obfuscate (a problem) with esoteric | | cartoons. | | | | -- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;