Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Soap and education are not as sudden as \ | a massacre, but they are more deadly in | | the long run. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;