Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / : And it goes against the grain of \ | building small tools. Innocent, Your | | Honor. Perl users build small tools all | | day long. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;