Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Man's unique agony as a species \ | consists in his perpetual conflict | | between the desire to stand out and the | | need to blend in. | | | \ -- Sydney J. Harris / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;