Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Real programmers don't comment their \ | code. It was hard to write, it should | \ be hard to understand. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;